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TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE
by BANANATRUMP November 6, 2017
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Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.
by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010
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out of carrots

If you are out of carrots you don’t care anymore.. you’re done fed up.
Sister - “Mum isn’t happy with you”

Brother - “Yeah look, I’m out of carrots on that one
by Lil pump is hot June 19, 2019
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Rusty Carrot

Giving a man analingus (rimming/ salad tossing/ ass licking) while reaching around his front and gently tapping his testicles together like they are in Newton’s Cradle. The hand motion has likeness to a Carrot In A Breeze. So similar to a Rusty Trombone yet with more sentiment to the global dance sensation.

It grew as a spin off from the Carrot In A Breeze dance craze during after parties in Auckland New Zealand. Since it has been spreading globally recently joining the offerings from Lady-Boys in Bangkok, Thailand. It has also been reported as a fraternity initiation act at a well known US College.
1. Barby gave me the Rusty Carrot last night, man her tongue and tap are the best… 2. Check her out, she can Rusty Carrot me any day!
by Marg Fulton November 6, 2013
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Cave Carrot

A penis that's long enough to enter ones own rectum.
"There's something brown on my cave carrot"
by Rory Thomas May 25, 2023
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Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.
Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.
by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015
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carrot tree

A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.
At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.

Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.
by AcidClassical April 3, 2008
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