Careers

It’s a lie that’s sold to everyone. Not just women.

Hym “The reason women aren’t happy in their careers is not that ‘they’ve been lied to’ they are unhappy in their careers because careers are miserable. The only purpose they serve is to allow yourself to opt out of the workforce later in life.”

by Hym Iam October 14, 2022

Start Their Political Career

To forcefully have relations with an unwilling participant. Bonus points if they're underage.

Did you hear that Ron got caught trying to start their political career at the bar last night?

by Madd/Modd January 20, 2021

career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk

Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick

by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016

Lebanon County Career And Technology Center

Technology school in Lebanon County Pa ,full of hicks, that try to act like they are from the city, and most of the students end up working at jobs somewhat in their field of study, Diesel Technology has the most tire marks and smoke.

Look that guy who got ran over my a mack truck is from Lebanon County Career and Technology Center.

by Sweigart34 November 25, 2019

Career Jacker

A person who steals all your hardwork and claims all the credit aka boss aka coworker aka bastard

"Good job team", says the career jacker. Now blank's name aka person who's career is being jacked can you also add our names to the credit. #tellyourbosstokickrocks

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

career belly

Someone who has had a abnormally large abdominal section since birth until present age. They have trouble fitting on rides at amusement parks. Often can be seen at XXL stores and in McDonalds drive throughs. The idea of a sit up is offensive.

Look at that, there goes that career belly over having trouble making it up stairs.

by Bamboobill June 21, 2017

career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012