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Capital sound

a dance music group formed at 1989 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
Capital sound's best 5 songs are "in the night, Higher love, feel the rhythm, I can't wait, and give a little love"
by JoeMammaV2 August 20, 2010
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capital lady

When you want to call someone so lady-like that calling her just a lady doesn't cut it. You go above and beyond, by calling her a capital lady. It runs along the same lines as capitalizing something to show emphasis, but you indicate the capitalization by saying "capital" before "lady".
Not only is she talented, funny, beautiful, and wonderful, she is also a capital lady.
by CapitalLady April 8, 2011
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Capital Ex

That one ex you always think of first when someone says "your Ex". No matter how many ex-girlfriends or boyfriends you have, there is always going to be one who stands out in your memory, one who you always think about unbidden. Normally this is the ex who had the most serious relationship with you. The phrase "capital Ex" is used to differentiate.

The "E" is capitalized.
Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."

No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
by PimpinZ April 29, 2013
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Capitalist Feminism

Capitalist Feminism is an exclusive marketing scheme portrayed as a feminist inclusive movement. This rampant phenomenon of exclusion, is being peddled as inclusion for profit.
Through capitalist feminism our mission is the advancement of all women. We are a diverse community open to all, as long as you can afford an annual commitment of our 3k dollar membership fee.
by awomaninhistory December 2, 2018
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Capitalized Humor

The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.
Friend: Hewlp

*H

*E

*L

*L

*O

THERE

Me: What are you doing

Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR

anyways want some popcorn?
by VoideMiste January 18, 2019
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Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.
DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."
by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019
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Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls
Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!
by D Flawless June 8, 2020
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