CoD bitcher

Someone who complains about every little thing that happens to him/her while they are playing Call of Duty.

EXAMPLE:

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude get off my ass you just made me get killed."
Friend(Bill): I'm not even by you? You CoD bitcher"

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "STUPID CAMPERS!"
Friend(Bill): "Why are you complaining about campers. YOU ARE ALSO CAMPING. ALSO THERE HAS BEEN 3 MAIN CALL OF DUTY'S OUT AND YOUR STIIIILLL COMPLAINING ABOUT CAMPERS, You CoD bitcher!

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude its this gun, it not good!"
Friend:(Bill) "Quit making excuses, its the shooter not the gun, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "I PULLED THE TRIGGER FIRST! this is f'd up.

Friend(Bill): " I saw the killcam on that and you clearly shot to the left, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): " im lagging now"
Friend(Bill): " No your not im right next to you and you havent lagged once you CoD bitcher!"

by MasterDIZZLE123 January 6, 2011

epic bitchery

Person or people acting as a bitch ( no this does not mean I'm calling them pretty) in an epic manner

The preppy girls act like they practice epic bitchery as a job because they are all ways being bitches

by green lantern hat June 1, 2014

Pig butchering

Part of an online scam technique (e.g. romance scam or Nigerian prince fraud). Refers to the process of fattening up a pig (in this context, means getting someone well and truly hooked) before killing it. Also a verb, to pig butcher someone.

From a crypto currency forum: “Anyone here fallen victim to pig butchering and willing to share details of how it happened?:

by Vardie September 16, 2023

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

Snitch-bitchery

When one refuses to take responsibility for his own actions and tries to divert attention away from those actions by calling to light someone else's wrongful action.

Me and a co-worker both came late to work. To punish me, my manager told me I had to stay late. I told him I was only staying late if the other guy stays too.

I am a practitioner of snitch-bitchery at it's finest.

by DaBossRickyRoss July 14, 2009

bottcher

1. person(s) belonging to a specific blood line in which tendencies for clumsiness are very strong. they are usually have giant feet - which aid the clumsiness. very difficult to wake up, even with very loud noises.

2. to pull a "bottcher" or act like a "bottcher" is to trip over stuff, run into stuff, etc. possibly causing personal injury. also, saying or doing something obviously retarded, but funny-retarded.

example 1-

Guy 1: <runs into closed sliding glass door, thinking it is open, and getting a bloody nose from it>

Guy 2: haha you're such a bottcher

example 2-

Girl 1: So you're from Australia? Was it hard to learn English?

Everyone Else: haha!

Girl 1: <thinking- 'i really bottched that one up'>

by tbtbtb July 5, 2008

Fuck Butcher

Someone who kills you in an online game

playing an fps (first person shooter) and your on rampage or God like and someone kills you with a headshot or an amazing shot when you have full health and armour. Thus the word fuck butcher

by Mossad August 13, 2006