bunt cake

A person who is being lame, or failing at life.

"Have you heard about Jaq"

"Yes, he is a bunt cake"

by MmmellowYellow January 12, 2010

Bunt

Someone who is bitch and cunt of equal measures. Both men and women apply.

Jo looked over and saw Jemima bang on about her perfect life, what a Bunt, Jo thought.

by Mannie Rae November 24, 2013

Bunt Scump

A bunt scump is when you and a friend go for a high 5 OR a fist bump but the other person misinterprets it and does the opposite greeting and halfway through, you both switch and someone ends up with their hand wrapped around someone’s fist. A regular scump is when it happens but without either person switching.

Man, I thought James was going for a high 5 but I threw a fist bump and switched it at the last second but alas, James switched his hand to a fist and I ended up just grabbing his fist. We really did a bunt scump out in public.

by Anthem was bad January 9, 2023

billy bunted

Cockney Slang for Munted.

He ate that whole tray of hash brownies, Now he's absolutely billy bunted.

by Syr December 6, 2014

Bunt

It is commonly used to insult someone or to describe something bad, boring or maybe even something unlucky.
it is a very versatile word and can be used to describe almost anything negatively.

did you see that catch? it was bunt as.
omg have you seen her make up, shes such a bunter.
did you hear her yelling at me i just got a bunting.
why you acting like a bunt all the time.
that teacher is acting like a bunter.

by mik_dawgg September 19, 2010

bunt job

an act of fellatio peformed to someone having a dump in the bog

1. give me a bunt job
2. i hate having a shit and getting a bunt job during it
3. i like getting bunt jobs the only time i get head given to me
4. its sick to get bunt jobs
5. a bunt job fuck off

by lucas bolton April 24, 2006

bunt

take yourself to tha limis an' bust on a nigga when there tryin to start shitznit

come on mang dont bunt on dis nigga hes just frontin

by Doe C dOe April 18, 2005