Vampire Buffet

Cunnilingus when performed on one or more menstruating women in one session.

When Samantha invited five of her dorm friends over for my birthday, I had no idea her present to me was going to be a vampire buffet.

by BuffetBob October 6, 2016

Yayo Buffet-o

An all night schmorgasborg of dancing in white pants, caused by countless lines of cocaine. Preferably fishscale.

Let's get down on that yayo buffet-o son.

by Mr. Sniffles July 7, 2006

gay buffet

A gay orgy with five or more dicks to eat.

Yo, Shoballz totally enjoyed the dicks from the gay buffet the other day.

by JiggaBloo November 26, 2014

Country Buffet

When your cousin has not shaved in a while but you eat her out anyway.

I had a Country Buffet with Stacy the other day. It was alright .

by JimmyBufffffet April 21, 2017

Bad News Buffet

A chick who has nothing good to say about anything or anyone

Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain

Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

ass buffet

When a you lick a whore's ass

"How much for your ass buffet?"

by Will January 6, 2005

Butthole Buffet

An event in which three or more buttholes of all shapes and sizes are readily available for the insertion of ones finger in order to taste and review said butthole. Similar to a wine tasting, the taster is to insert his or her finger to the first knuckle, rotate the finger clockwise 180 degrees and remove. The taster now has what is known as a "poop finger". Hints of dinner and notes of the butthole owners overall health and diet should be noted and discussed. Next, place the poop finger inside your mouth and leave it on your tounge one second for every 10 years the butthole has aged. Exhale and enjoy.

Last nights butthole buffet was great! They brought in that elderly Korean man with the heavy curry diet, a newbie butthole from Ireland, a donkey from Central America, and a Thia ladyboy hooker. I used the same finger 3 times in a row and made a butthole suicide. It was by far most diverse buffet to date

by Blank thoughts November 9, 2012