An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.
"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."
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The morning after eating a vindaloo, when sitting on the toilet trying to dispose of it through the other end, the sensation caused is an extreme burning otherwise known as Burning Ring Of Fire
Man 1 " I need a shit but its gonna burn like fuck"
Man 2 " Your gonna Have A burning ring of fire you poor bastard"
Man 2 " Your gonna Have A burning ring of fire you poor bastard"
by Yunga B February 20, 2009
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-hey man, let's take a morning jog
-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash
-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash
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There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.
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A burning knuckle is an attack found in the Fatal Fury and King of Fighter games, and is generally done by Terry Bogard. He first lifts his arms and yells "Burning Knuckle!" but can miss-interpreted for "BROWNIE" in some games, he then quickly dashes up to the opponent and delivers a hard punch.
Rock Howard, Terry's disciple, has his own rendition called Shining knuckles were he uses his shoulder instead of his fist.
A burning knuckle is an attack found in the Fatal Fury and King of Fighter games, and is generally done by Terry Bogard. He first lifts his arms and yells "Burning Knuckle!" but can miss-interpreted for "BROWNIE" in some games, he then quickly dashes up to the opponent and delivers a hard punch.
Rock Howard, Terry's disciple, has his own rendition called Shining knuckles were he uses his shoulder instead of his fist.
A burning knuckle is great at getting to your opponent quickly, but watch out for low kicks and counters.
by Ravaged Jalapeno November 9, 2008
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