broseph

Used primarily as a substitute for, "Damn you're pretty fucking cool and sometimes I wish we could have sex even though we're two really, really, extremely hetero males."

Sup, broseph?! You wanna have some sex, man? I can bring the heat, nah mean?

by Alphonzo Johnson October 6, 2004

Brosedian

Broseidon is the leader of lax and the Broceans and rules from his Bropalace in Brolantis where he only drinks Brotein shakes, eats chocolate Bronuts, and Laxes all day and night.

That guy is such a Brosedian
He laxes like a Brosedian
Brosedian's are sexyy

by waltersiryesbob October 20, 2010

brovechkin

a bro who has dirty swag

hey bro

sup brovechkin?

by Gino thru the phone November 24, 2010

Brosectomy

when you get a vasectomy with a close friend

Me and my friend got a brosectomy last Friday.

by AlexTheYes June 15, 2018

brose

Prose written for bros. Popular works of brose include Rippetoe's Starting Strength and Schwarzenegger's Education of a Bodybuilder.

Not to be confused with broetry.

Mark Rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.

by CowManCheeseBall March 9, 2014

Broseph Kony

Joseph Kony's super chill alter ego. Joseph Kony wasn't getting the attention he needed so he decided to get his swag on and smoke mad kush.

"Watch out bro, it's Joseph Kony, he'll enslave us as laborers."

" Nah dude thats Broseph Kony, we smoked a bowl or two the other day."

by furrystrawberry January 14, 2015

Broservative

A completely inconsistent frat guy that loves partying, sleeping around, and smoking shitty weed but will still vote for a party that wants to make all of those things illegal, because "muh guns" and 'murica. At least, that's all we've been able to decipher from their incoherent babble.

Says he supports "female empowerment" despite believing in traditional gender roles. Feels uncomfortable around gay people despite saying the word "homo" more than any homosexual.

Almost definitely listens to rap music, despite being not-at-all-subtly racist.

Probably blasts said rap music from a Ford F-150 that his dad bought him.

"Yo my friend with the Bassnectar tattoo is heading to a Bassnectar concert to drop acid and fuck around."

- "Didn't he vote Trump and proudly call himself conservative? That seems like awfully liberal behavior?"

"Yeah he's such a broservative."

by The_Other_Bard December 5, 2017