unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin

i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021

Smearing of the bride

An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region

“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”

by Juan1000 April 28, 2021

My Dying Bride

A fantastic doom metal band to get stoned to along with Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Type O Negative and Witchfinder General

My Dying Bride is peak

by UltimateDoge February 17, 2025

Bride Hoe

A lady of the night who has the potential to be a wife; she's the more "classy" of his hoes.

This hoe is my Bride Hoe, a top tier hoe! She’s the type of hoe you can take home to meet ya momma after she has had a long night of lickin’, suckin, and fuckin the riches of dicks in the tri-state area. She’s even clean up with baby wipes and gargle some mouthwash before givin your momma a kiss on the cheek.

by Tina85💚 February 28, 2025

Bride Kong

Noun; a very demanding bride but not quite a bridezilla. (From King Kong)

"Alice is being such a bride Kong, I doubt anyone's going to her wedding."

by Bttfb April 19, 2025