Brexit

To agree to ejaculate outside but change your mind at the last minute

He told me not to use a condom because he'd throw up outside, but guess what, he brexited

by Tashrifm August 10, 2021

brexit

shit that sounds like its weetabix

oh my god this world is fucked because of brexit

by JoelIsAJoke January 12, 2020

brexit

the act of absolutely snapping someone in half on the football pitch

Dave: what a brexit tackle Gary just made on Barry!
Gary: “laughing”
Barry: “dead”

by Jarvis69240 August 16, 2022

brexit

The past tense of "Fuck around and find out"

Some people fuck around and find out, and then some people brexit.

by Somebody, but not Nobody July 7, 2022

Hard Brexit

During fisting: when the fister has made a fist inside the fistee and pulls it out rapidly and without warning.

You’re ffun to play with Dave, but if you do a hard Brexit again I’ll punch you.

by skoas March 9, 2024

Brexit

Cataclysmic fuck up.

'Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey, who thought that Brexit would be anything other than a Cataclysmic fuck up.'

by TegTed June 7, 2022

Brexit means Brexit!

Phrase used during the game Brexit football to indicate that a tackle which would normally be illegal under the rules of Association Football is either about to occur or in the process of occurring.

"Brexit means Brexit!"
"Aaaargh... Lad, you've broke me arm!"
"play on!"

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024