Blizzaster

Disaster of epic proportions due to massive winter storm, negatively impacting human lives.

Schools were closed for two days because of this blizzaster.

The 175 cars piled up on I-65 was a blizzaster.

Her hair looked perfect when she left the house, but when she stepped out in the storm, her goldie locks became a blizzaster.

Because of this is blizzaster, I can't get to the store to buy cigareetes, food, water or tiolet paper.

by Miss Dre February 22, 2011

blizzard cum

thick cum that resembles a Blizzard milkshake.

OMG, did you just see that Blizzard cum all over that girls face? It looked so thick and creamy!

by girlyoucraycray November 15, 2011

blizznado

A mixture of a tornado and a blizzard

Holy fuck man a blizznado just froze my cock off!

by mikogangsta November 3, 2013

Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.

Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.

by mblxv January 4, 2014

blizzard position

It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.

I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.

by Dave wansted December 10, 2016

blizzard

When a male releases a massive, hot load of semen (or cum) in a low-temperature environment, causing it to immediately condense and vaporize, much like boiled water does in low temperatures.

Herman powerfully ejaculated into the brisk Yukon air, generating a dense blizzard that enshrouded him in a fine layer of crystalline semen.

by Anpistom November 3, 2020

Blizzay

Another word for “blunt” .

Yo wanna smoke a blizzayyyy

by Blizzay (Tpang) March 8, 2021