boobie blister

the after effects of a "tittie twister."

Dude, that tittie twister you gave me yesterday was way too hard. I gotta boobie blister now!

by Mike5644651 September 26, 2008

thumb blitz

When you create multiple screen names for a message board for the purpose of giving your own comments a bunch of thumbs up and/or giving massive thumbs down to someone you disagree with.

I'll teach this troll to be wrong on the internet! Here comes a thumb blitz, mutha fucka!

by The Master of Expertise February 20, 2013

Dutch Blintz

When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead

I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.

by Nerdgorilla723 November 23, 2017

The Blitz

Occurs during a heavy night of drinking either with friends or by yourself that results in an embarrassing or scarred feeling upon waking up. Such actions are passing out in a chair while your friends kid thinks you have died or messaging people of the other sex inappropriate messages. Wearing your hat backwards is a telltale sign of the blitz approaching

Remember that time The blitz got Dave after all those jaeger bombs and he ended up knocking over a table while he was trying to pick up the waitress and then we had to take him home and put him in his be

by jackzill78 August 27, 2018

cute blitz

When a couple smokes together and they end up flirting and feeling euphoric. Can also be used to drop the bomb on someone you like.

"This shit is cute blitz, babe"
"With you around, this is a cute blitz

by AnarchistZyx July 6, 2020

blitz

German: A flash of lightning. Used to illustrate extremely high speed.

"The führer gave orders to start a blitzkrieg." (krieg=war)

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

Ballroom Blitz

When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".

Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.

Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)

by TangClock July 2, 2009