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Jimz Blend

This is a blend of coffee specifically created by James Lindley of Old Rd., Missouri. It is comprised of 70% Ethiopian, and Kenyan coffee.
Excuse me, could I have a cup of Jimz blended coffee?
by Jimz Coffee October 13, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner
I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package
by Hashimo July 1, 2024
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minty citrus blend

• 1 cup fresh orange juice
• 1 banana, frozen
• 1/4 cup greek yogurt
• 1 tbsp mint toothpaste
• handful of mint leaves
• 1/2 cup ice

STEPS:

1. In a blender, combine orange juice, banana, greek yogurt, mint toothpaste, mint leaves, and ice.

2. Blend until smooth and creamy.

3. Pour into glass and garnish with mint leaves.

4. enjoy this revitalizing drink!
Hey, do you wanna try some Minty Citrus Blend?
by Seriva-Intrana July 8, 2024
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Gentleman’s Blend

The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.

Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.

My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.

After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
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