A bird that little is known about. It is know that the chert bird's feathers are every color ever, the chert bird can fly 1000x faster than the speed of light, and the chert birds call sounds like, "cheeeeeeaaaaarrrrrt." Scholars believe that the chert bird once took a young man named Michael back in time to discover marijuana. After this journey, it has been said that Michael was the one man the chert bird entrusted its knowledge to. There are variations of the chert bird, such as the Alpha Chert, the Anti-Chert, and Herbert, even less is known about these chert bird.
It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.
It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.
Chert bird (swooping down):"Cheeeeeeeeaarrrt"
Man: "Wait, what was that?"
Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."
Chert Bird: "Chert."
Man: "Wait, what was that?"
Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."
Chert Bird: "Chert."
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1. Check out the fit bird at eight o'clock.
2. This place is a bummer, man--I haven't seen a fit bird in the joint since we've been here.
2. This place is a bummer, man--I haven't seen a fit bird in the joint since we've been here.
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A girl from Port Glasgow; a shit hole between a shit hole called Paisley and another shit hole called Greenock, best descirbed as Scotlands answer to the Essex girl!
"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
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Bro 1: Is Emily staying over tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah she is, how'd you know?
Bro 1: She left her Biddie Bag on your bed.
Bro 2: Yeah she is, how'd you know?
Bro 1: She left her Biddie Bag on your bed.
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A breed of ADD/ADHD known to common folk who often let their mind wander as their task at hand no longer seems appealing to them.
A breed of ADD/ADHD known to common folk who often let their mind wander as their task at hand no longer seems appealing to them.
Valerie was bored of studying so she picked up her recorder and started making her own music. It drove her mom wild, we think she has a case of BIADD.
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