Musty Billows

The act of farting directly into a vagina during sex, also known as fuckfarts or a Dutch Pantry.

Aaron gave Josie a Musty Billows.

by Saxy_Bastard January 7, 2010

Belmore

a extremely attractive boy.

Belmore! your friggen hot!!!

by josh greggor February 24, 2009

Billo-pad

Pad used by men who rage, such as Bill O’reilly. Used primarily during their menstrual cycle.

Bill: IF YOUR WORKING FOR THEM YOUR PART OF IT.
Sam: So do you want everybody to quit.
Bill: Yeah, I WOULD I WOULD
Janice: <excuses> there is a big difference.
Bill: NO YOUR WRONG. <RAGE PERSUES >
Sam: Well one of these days.
Bill: I got to go. I need to calm down.
Sam: But..
Bill: I NEED TO CALM DOWN, I NEED A DRINK. I NEED TO CHANGE MY BILLO-PAD!

“Man, my Boss has been O'reillying all day, he needs to change out his billo-pad.

by Joe Mantis June 12, 2008

Belmont

Another word for calling someone a bell end, idiot, fool, helmet etc. I've heard it used in a lot of different places in the UK. In our area we got the word from the old Vauxhall Belmont car that my friends dad used to drive. He was a massive Belmont as well.

"Tim's dad is a massive Belmont still driving around in that piece of shit"

"Oh shit I lost my wallet, I'm such a belmont."

by Kerry Dixon December 19, 2011

bilo

A chain of Grocery Stores in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia and Tennesee may be in other states as well.

Billy went shopping at Bilo today.

by Jason (the Pimp of all pimps and hoes) September 16, 2007

Billo

A man who carries out hits for money...Hired to kill an enemy.

I just hired Billo to take care of that problem we have in South Beach

by James Beamer April 10, 2013

bilbo baggins

this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.

she almost suffocated in my shit from that bilbo baggins i gave her

by dave offner(dream team) January 27, 2005