bert nosed 

after bieng in a fight and your nose is swollen so much you are a clone of bert from seasame street

OH MY GOD look at that bert nosed guy he must of got real fukd up

bert nosed by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005

Bert and Ernie 

To do something half assed.

"I totally Bert and Ernie'd that exam"

Bert and Ernie by mekeel May 16, 2007

Bert and Ernie 

Code word for when one of your buddies is hitting on some ugly bitch. A way of breaking the ice to him without saying she's ugly.

day after: Hey man, thanks for bert and ernie'ing me last night, I didn't want to hook up with that big bitch.

Bert and Ernie by derek_nesta March 4, 2008

bert mccracken 

definition:me, myself, i

background: uh.. religious and crappy..

when i wake up in the morning and look in the mirror.

bert mccracken by gummy_bear April 24, 2005

bert mccracken 

BERT iS ~SEW~ HOT
i WANT TO DO HiM AND THA REST OF HiS BAND THA USTED

THEY R ALL HOTTiES HE iS VERY TALENTED AT WOT HE DOES N THA REST OF HiS BAND iS 2

i LUV U BERT!!!! iM GOiNG TO MEET U SUMDAY!! KiSSES FROM JENNY

BERT MCCRACKEN iS A HOTTiE!

bert mccracken by JENNY6969 January 10, 2004

Bert and Ernie 

When something is tight

Example 1: "Man that party last night was so Bert and Ernie bro!"

Example 2: "Dude she was sooooooooo Bert and Ernie I'm gonna hit that one more time"

Bert and Ernie by SandmanIsABeast July 26, 2010

Bert and Ernie 

2 Italians that cannot speak English and make love to eachother in secret. People from the 4th world.

you 2 are a right pair of Bert and Ernies!

Bert and Ernie by BIGGBALLZ April 26, 2022