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Benzino

(N.) A 49-year old, washed up, decrepid, never-has-been, from "The Mean Streets Of Boston" that presently holds the offical title (as voted by America itself) as "World's Worst Rapper" (who would have only been challenged by Ja Rule, if Ja Rule was considered "rap") He is the ceo of the now highly unpopular hip-hop magazine, "The Source" and used whatever little money he had to self-produce his own Eminem-bashing albums, which have now gone double-plastic (selling upwards of a staggering 9000 copies worldwide!) in a lame attempt to try to be the "Savior of Hip Hop" in an elaborate conspiracy he created himself about "The Man" controlling African-Americans through music.
Hey, did you see them selling Benzino's "Redemption" at Dollar World. I got ten for a dollar. They make great litter-box liners, are good for shotgun practice, and are cheaper than blank CDs! Yeah, and not only that, but if you buy "The Best of Benzino," you'll get that, too!
by G-Union May 8, 2003
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benzodiazapines

prescription medication with hypnotic effects. often prescribed for patients with excessive anxiety and sleeping disorders such as insomnia. the most common brand of benzo is xanax. it comes in .25, .5, 1, and 2(xanibar) milligram tablets. it is very easy to become physically and psychologically dependent to benzodiazapines.
these benzodiazapines are the shit.
by the street pharmacist April 28, 2006
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Benzino

Only rapper who has only 2 lines describing him on wikipedia.
Benzino is a fag.
by yandawg June 27, 2008
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benzo

Short for benzodiazepine.
The benzodiazepines are a class of drugs with hypnotic, anxiolytic, anticonvulsant, amnestic and muscle relaxant properties.
Benzodiazepines are often used for short-term relief of severe, disabling anxiety or insomnia. Long-term use can be problematic due to the development of tolerance and dependency.
They began to be widely prescribed for stress-related ailments in the 1960s and 1970s.
Often used by people doing LSD if they have to go to sleep fast during a bad trip.
"Oh shit dude, the mice are eating on my intestines, hand be them benzo's!"
by KushBlazer420 July 12, 2005
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Benzema

The only deserving 2021 Ballon d'or winner who scores against the best teams & the best French striker of all time whose heat map makes you question : He is a striker?
Friend : Who should win the 2021 ballon d'or?
Me : Karim Benzema deserves it once...he has been consistent since he started his senior career...and not like some strikers who have a few LEGENDARY years and disappear later
by 1NC4RN4T3 October 14, 2021
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Benzino

I 48 yer old rapper who called out Shady Records and lost all of his dignitiy
by asdf May 28, 2003
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Craig Benzine

Craig Benzine is a video content creator who is also known as Wheezy Waiter.

He has a widely popular YouTube channel and a blog called Wheezy Waiter. He has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007. Now tens of thousands of people are subscribed to him and watch his videos daily.

Craig has created vocabulary in his videos that has gone on to be widely used on the internet, such as doobly-doo and noodle boiler, defined on UD, and is also known for repeated themes and catch-phrases he uses in his videos (see Wheezy Waiter definition for more information).

Craig has a beard, which has become the trademark for Wheezy Waiter. Wheezy Waiter viewers are called beardlovers.

Craig is also part of the popular and acclaimed indie rock band Driftless Pony Club, based in Chicago.

In addition to creating his Wheezy Waiter videos, Craig has lots of other experience in film and television production. He graduated with a Communication Arts: Radio, Television, Film degree from University of Wisconsin - Madison. He works as a Video Specialist for a web development company. He has starred in other films and web series besides Wheezy Waiter, including the film Ozark Cousins, the web series Fucked in Space! and Platoon of Power Squadron, and many short films produced by Harmony Joyride Productions. In addition to his work in front of the camera, Craig edited the Ozark Cousins film and was part of the rock band that created the music for the silent urban western.
Craig Benzine has a beard.

Who is Craig Benzine? Wheezy Waiter.
by martha_s February 7, 2010
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