bellends

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.

God, you are all a bunch of bellends!

by EvanC_ August 5, 2008

bellend

1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin

In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"

by Cristiano Ronaldo July 7, 2006

cody bellinger

The left handed messiah

Guy #1: Cody Bellinger is the left-handed messiah.

Guy #2: heard that!

by peytlurk September 13, 2017

gender blender

Someone who blends both masculine and feminine together in the way they physically present.

Put your gender in the blender!

Boy George and Annie Lennox are gender blenders, we are legion.

by Tyke Tyler July 25, 2008

frog in a blender

alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.

barkeep, one frog in a blender

by the great rusher of fools September 25, 2010

bellend

1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.

That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.

by whitetrash jim October 14, 2008

bellend

the head of a man's penis.

don't be such a bell end

by quenam March 19, 2003