Bellend

A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.

Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it

Will: *calls child protection services

Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard

Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia

by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020

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Bellendry

The art of doing something that makes everyone shake their heads and whisper non-sweet things about you. Derives from the word "bellend", which itself refers to:-

a.) the end of the penis
b.) an utter shitbag

Bellendry is often associated with minus points in the grand old game of life - for example, announcing yourself as a Trump-supporter is an automatic score of -20.

"Hey man, I just pushed an old kind lady down some stairs and then punched a cute puppy in the face"
"That is pure bellendry, -30 points"

by Dicky McDickface November 11, 2020

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bellend

the end of your fat juics COCK or a silly man like you

random man: i dont want to play cards

MC Devvo: you what dickhead

random man: (very scared)

MC Devvo what are you doing u stupid bellend

by 67892035 January 5, 2021

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Bellend

It’s a person also know as Alex he ass is fucking huge and he got a perm

What a bellend re alex

by Hrjririeie February 27, 2021

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Bellendius

End of a man's winky

"Yo my slime, wanna whip one out?" Tyrone
"Fuck off you gay queer, stroking bellendius is not Somin I into" Shaquente
"Aight bet" Tyrone

*Proceeds to kill Shaquente*

by CBTfetishiser March 4, 2021

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