bearded lady of guildford

A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.

Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!

Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!

by Spider-man 3 November 8, 2007

Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

beardsen

Jensen Ackles beard

Beardsen is amazing.
The beard has a name - Beardsen.

by Aquarius127 February 15, 2021

Beard Team USA

Group of bearded and moustached Americans that competes for the United States at the biennial World Beard and Moustache Championships.

The members of Beard Team USA proudly put country first and grow beards for America.

by tahophil December 9, 2008

Beard of Thunder

A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at

Wow that man at the county fair is hot

it is because of his beard of thunder !

by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009

Bearduary

n. (beerd-yoo-er-ee)

abbr. Bea.

The first two months of the calendar year (January – February) in which a man grows a beard, often started over Christmas vacation. Men are encouraged to shave all but their mustache on March 1st in observance of Marchstache.

Man 1: Dude, that’s an awesome beard.
Man 2: Thanks, I’m growing it for Bearduary.

by stewyrich December 3, 2009