punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018

Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

Corporate Jumping Bean

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean

"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"

by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006

Straight out the bean

Just out of prison. Doesn't matter how, just out.

"He's straight out the bean, still getting used to life outside."

by gay bowser September 7, 2017

queen bean

The ugly white slab found in a can of beans.

Jennifer: What's that in my can of beans?
S.J.C.: The queen bean.... and all the other beans are the worker beans that serve her.

by boxofmatches December 28, 2011

mr bean

Comical simple character that a show is based on. Takes his teddy called "Teddy" everywhere with him and is a bit stupid. Played by comcedian Rowan Atkinson.

Person: Did you watch Mr Bean the other day?
Other Person: Yes, I quite enjoyed the comical scene where Mr Bean pushes the three wheeled car out of a carpark so he can have it. He doesn't like that car!
Person: Indeed!

by Super-Sarah August 27, 2006

Smol bean

Smol bean is a way to explain something that is too cute and innocent for this world.

Why bean? Because its so tiny and smol

Noah schnapp is such a small bean

Gaten is a smol bean hust look at him

by Strangerthingseleven March 22, 2017