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Billy Crystal's Bane

The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.

The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.
I think this girl likes me, but I'm worried about Billy Crystal's Bane.
by montypark March 31, 2009
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Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?
Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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BANE

A band that needs to give up already. They've been alive for like 40 years, Time to pack it up boys.
person#1 - you hear bane dude?
person#2 - YES, they need to give it up.

EX2 -
man that band is pulling such a BANE.
by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 11, 2009
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banes

big natural breasts; Big Ass Naturals, pronounced (bon-ez)
That chick dancing at the club last night had the banes coming out of her shirt.
by Charlie Trailside August 3, 2006
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Bañeros Locos

Increíble comedia industria Argentina con una de las parejas actorales más graciosas que presentó el cine nacional: Emilio Disi y Guillermo Franchella.
Gorda Lechona...
Nooo, Gorda Leona!!
by Fabricio October 18, 2004
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bangxiety

when you have anxiety with your bangs.
im gonna wear a hat i am having bangxiety.
by jackki October 21, 2006
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gay bane

'gay bane': A derogatory term invented by Ritchie to augment the argument of accusing someone of being 'gay' because they upset him.
"Dave ur such a gay bane."
by djg2006 September 25, 2006
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