BANE

A band that needs to give up already. They've been alive for like 40 years, Time to pack it up boys.
person#1 - you hear bane dude?
person#2 - YES, they need to give it up.

EX2 -
man that band is pulling such a BANE.
by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 12, 2009
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BANE

When extremely important people, such as Royal dignitaries and world leaders are escorted by their security staff, it is usual that one of them will take on the role of BANE. It is the roll of the BANE to immediately take on the responsibility of any involuntary bodily emissions made by their charge. Training for such a roll is long and arduous, often taking place in drinking establishments where large numbers of emissions are released by numerous people. The trainee must make sure he/she only accepts immediate, punctual, genuine and believable onus for emissions from the target source. As a multiple "Pardon me" or "Excuse me" made for the same fart by different people would soon give the game away to scandal hungry media. It requires an acute sense of hearing and smell, leading to a fast and accurate reaction. A BANE must spend some time with the client before commencing duty to accustom themselves to the unique pitch, tone, volume and bouquet of that particular client.
Because of this, it is not unusual for a dignitary to have the same BANE permanently. The Monarch herself has had the same person perform the duty as official BANE for many years. Her Lady-in-Waiting took on the roll in 1982 after the male officer trained for the task 'missed one', an SBD (Silent but Deadly) and her escort quickly took the blame instead of the BANE in a very convincing manner. The Monarch quickly promoted her to Woman of the Bedchamber, where she could immediately commence her training. Even now, 30 years on the Monarch fondly refers to her as "The BANE of her life". A recently leaked palace rumour states that the Monarch never really thought it natural that a man take the BANE roll for a lady anyway.
by jdajuk February 27, 2012
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BANE

A typo turned Nickname in place of the traditionally used "Babe"
I know bane that was right after we talked about who gives a fuck
by omegagirl_88 September 11, 2009
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The Bane

Halfway through sexual activities, you get up and turn the light off.

After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.

When she replies 'no', you proceed to say

"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face
"We tried to mix it up last night, did The Bane, ended my 5 year marriage"
by TheBaneMaster April 05, 2014
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Bane

by thebigguyforyou April 24, 2014
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Banes

a word of exclamation, or happiness. used when you want to express your deepest feelings
sally: I got 100% on my test
Jane: wow banes!
by Marmitelover January 05, 2018
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Baneing

To emulate the pose of Bane, super villain of Batman, from the motion picture The Dark Knight Rises (2012).

Stand tall, back straight with your hands clasped to the collar of your garment (preferably a utility vest or a tank top) or to any sort of vertical straps that run down your torso. You can tip your head back sightly, open your eyes wide or wear a pain killing face mask that covers your nose and mouth for added effect.
"Look at that guy Baneing on top of that bulldozer!"
by prach138 September 01, 2012
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