Mr Baker

A bald man who likes big dick in his mouth and ass and eyes he loves to attack people for no reason

Man you are being fucking Mr baker

by Sbebbs June 27, 2021

Baker Streeting

The act of mocking someone’s misery, by humming the sax-part of the song “Baker Street”

Jake: man, im so sad

Blake: aw, man, im so sorry. *hums Baker Street*

Jake: Man, Blake, stop Baker Streeting me!

by thotaroo June 17, 2020

Baker Quaker

the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog

Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."

by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011

pullling a baker

1.) Wearing a ron jon shirt and sharktooth necklace paired with a crazy eye and timberlands.

2.) Relentlessly sucking the cock of anyone and everyone in charge of you.

3.) Not giving a fuck about anyone besides yourself

1.) "I was at the bar last night and I saw this asshole pulling a baker . He couldn't get laid to save his life"

2.) "I stopped by the office yesterday and I saw this guy totally pulling a baker with the boss.

3.) "Dude totally fucked all of us over, he really pulled a baker."

"pullling a baker"

by baker hater 6969 December 20, 2008

Hannah Baker

another term for suicide; Gonna kill yourself; etc

Dude if Givens doesn't accept my paper I am gonna Hannah baker myself.
Dude same.

by A,Friend May 20, 2017

faker baker

one who fakes smoking pot

Ryan McCall is a faker baker

by bridget and david and kevin and chink March 21, 2008

A Baker's Mistake

The phrase to be used when you wish to correct someone on a point they have made which is obviously incorrect, but when you have no intention of making the person he uttered the point, feel stupid or inadequate.

Person A: Is Twilight that movie with wizards?
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.

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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.

by Amoc910 October 10, 2011