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Bus Theory

Bus Theory. Bus Theory occurs when there has been a prolonged dry spell of male or female action (depending on preference of the individual). Typically after said period of time 'dry' multiple girls appear to take interest in you at the same time. This is just like buses in London, you wait a while and then a few turn up at the same time.

Like buses, the girls in question can be described in different ways. Typically, a short girl is known as a single decker, and the term double decker is usually used when referring to a larger,or taller girl. Some may even make use of the term "bendy-bus" when the female in question is something special, or has features out of the ordinary. 'Buses' may also be referred to as other large vehicles, such as executive coaches if the 'bus' is extremely good looking, or a rubbish lorry if the girl was a clear mistake.
I got some serious bus theory going on man, one's an executive coach but with a crap personality, and the other's pretty much a Lorry, but she's lovely, what should I do?!
by Hewsey November 30, 2010
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Bus Paranoia

Often occurs when you have smoked some chronic. feelings of anxiety and paranoia are often felt when traveling on

a full bus. many thoughts run through your head and it is not uncommon to think everyone is thinking stuff about you.
o man i im so stoned,i need to get off this packed bus before i go crazy, wats that guy looking at do i look high...... hence the term bus paranoia.
by msb wolves August 29, 2010
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Bus Butt

When you ride on public transportation and the seat of your pants gets covered in other dirty bus riders germs.
"Don't sit on my bed, you got mad Bus Butt right now"
by Trashcanshelly February 28, 2015
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bus love

When the driver of your usual bus is in love with you and you feel awkward. You try and avoid the usual bus, but they often change shifts, so you can't be sure.
Chelsea: Oh shit, it's my bus love driver,.... quick, Brad, hold my hand
Brad: Erm, okay....
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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bus chuck

A far more severe instance of being thrown in front of a bus.
You meet a beautiful girl and just before you get that #, your female friend comes up and says "I don't think your wife would appreciate this". This then results in the girl slapping you and leaving. Said female friend performed a bus chuck.
by Anonymous416 March 23, 2009
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bus on

an erection/hard on caused by the vibrations of bus travel
'i've got a bus on'
by douglas1 October 29, 2009
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Bus Combo

When as soon as you get off one bus, the next bus you're supposed to catch immediately arrives. Missing one of these can be upsetting, especially when you were RIGHT there. You can get to places a lot more faster if you're lucky to get a Combo.
Guy: How do you get here so early? It's like the third time this week that you've come home 15 minutes earlier than usual.

Guy2: I'm just lucky I guess. I'm always getting a Bus Combo.
by Syn2Die4 October 13, 2010
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