Bursting a Water Main

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.

"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"

by waverboy February 10, 2018

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Bursted

To laugh so hard you spit or to laugh hard as fuck.

"I saw that dudes comment and I fuckin bursted"

by JustFacts121 February 11, 2021

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When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.

Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!

by Dbro555 February 21, 2012

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Burst of Fuck

While fucking, withdrawing the cock completely out of the pussy, then thrusting it back in at full force and the pelvises (pelvi?) collide.

While Jay was fucking Sophie, he pulled his cock out and rammed it back in with a Burst of Fuck.

by Sophie-Jo October 26, 2011

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Nudge and burst policy

A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.

Fuck off you pikey bastards or we will implement our nudge and burst policy …

by Cheshire Hardman November 16, 2023

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