Retarded Boss

Very like boss. Brilliant, but in a stupid/retarded way.

*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*

Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?

Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.

by Phlil February 27, 2010

Level 99 Mafia Boss

Not a level 1 pizza boy

Wow, look at that level 99 mafia boss helping up that fallen level 1 pizza boy! What a good guy!

by Kurzaen January 5, 2019

worlds best boss

MICHAEL SCOTT I CANT BELIEVE HE LEFT LIKE IMAGINE IF HE STAYED IN SCRANTON BRUH WHAT OH MY GOD CODY KO SAYS FUCK THIS GUY I LOVE MICHAEL SCOTT BUT LEAVING LIKE THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

worlds best boss: im going to colorado
us: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND ITS UR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ceaser69isnt12 June 6, 2019

Helicopter Boss

The helicopter leader, manager or supervisor is one who is continually interfering with their direct reports, when not asked - constantly checking in, suggesting, fixing, educating, advising, improving, one-upping, interrogating, explaining, and otherwise "bothering" folks, when folks are not asking them for help or support.

Helicopter bosses often have some psycho-social-emotional need that prevents them from leaving others alone. Often this need in rooted in some sense of insecurity, or in a need for control and power, or a need for perfection, or even a need to be needed (i.e, seen, heard, acknowledged, appreciated, or loved). Interfering and bothering others is how they assuage one or more of these needs.

Matthew "helicopter boss" Schmalz, is a fictional service manager for a mechanical contractor. Matthew calls his employees multiple times a day to tell them how their job should be done and to point out their mistakes. This makes him a definite helicopter boss.

by DEEMCol November 12, 2011

Bossfugle

A poo that is so long it touches the water of the toilet before leaving your arse.

Mate, I just squeezed out a bossfugle!

by Cato Parks March 8, 2009

power boss

a power boss is a person that pretty much can kick any ass. thats why its good to have connection with him

"do you think i'm from hell. cause if so don't piss me off cause i'm close friends with the power boss down there"

by Droolbucket _ of the Alliance November 4, 2009

bosscap

oral stimulation of the penis.

see fellatio

"I remember fondly when bosscap wasn't so hard to come by."

by Jerome July 1, 2004