boob looker

someone who stares at your boobs instead of looking you in the eye. usually a leery, nasty man.

as soon as i introduced myself to bob, his eyes fell to my chest and were glued there the whole time we were talking. what a boob looker.

by deliciousgrecque December 18, 2010

Boob baby

A baby made from touching a boob.
This baby can come in the small or big child variety.

Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY

John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.

by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 16, 2020

Boob Zipper

A shirt that has a zipper that goes across the breasts, which when opened, will expose them.

This is not something that is available in stores, but if you are fortunate enough to know someone that likes to design their own clothes, you may ask them to make one for your girl, wife, etc.

True Story: My sister received a shirt from her good friend that wants to be a fashion designer. The first thing that I noticed about the shirt, is that it had a zipper that went across the chest. I immediately termed it as a "Boob Zipper". I have joked with her about having her friend make one for my wife. Well, maybe I was not totally joking. I would like it very much. :)

That Boob Zipper Shirt is HOT.

by Mandalorian72 January 3, 2010

boob guy

A person, usually male, but not always, who prefers a woman’s boobs to her ass.

Boob guy: Damn, those are some nice tits. I’m a total boob guy.
Ass guy: That’s not really my cup of tea, I’m more of an ass guy.

by voidedGround December 22, 2017

Boob Goggles

When a girl is made substantially more attractive by the size of her breasts.

God she's hot!

What you on about?

Don't worry he's got his boob goggles on... he'll get over it.

by Fighting the increasing majority January 3, 2009

boob-smash

When you go to the radiology center to get a mammogram

'Kate, you really need to go get a boob-smash to make sure you don't have breast cancer"

"I went to get a boob-smash two weeks ago and they're still sore"

by Larae May 22, 2007

Boob riot

The action of celebtrating National Boob Day, January 7th, on Tumblr.
Hundreds of people changed their URL to somthing with boobs in it and posted about boobs for the entire day, essentially starting a boob riot on Tumblr.

Dude, this is a boob riot. Just look at all the boobs!

by rawrgirlyoucrazy January 8, 2012