blaffle

When someone suffers from a blue waffle and diarrhea at the same time, thus creating a stew of puss, liquid poo, and blue-stained labia.

Nah son, you don't wanna go down there. I've got a blaffle situation going on and it looks like Aleppo.

by Echowood January 29, 2019

BAMFJ

Bad As Michael Fuckin’ Jackson

Harold: “damn bro, look at that guy over there... he’s BAMFJ!”

Dan: “shit dude, you’re right!”

by Cheeselover65 April 9, 2020

Blaffy

Blaffy means to be a goofy lil jit. If someone is being goofy you tell him/her that they're blaffy. For example, Jamal just been blaffing his ass of in science class. Originated in Florida

You are hella blaffy not gonna lie

by Realfloridajittttt August 2, 2023

Ultimate bamf

Someone who sneaks out of their house while grounded. Usually to participate in activities like drinking, hook ups, or watching pixar movies.

1 - Wow Lili is the Ultimate Bamf
2 - I know!! I heard she snuck out to get drunk with the biker guys.
1 - Yeh, then ditched them and went to watch Pixar with her other Ultimate bamf friend!

by Lucy Cypher April 12, 2011

fort blamass

I gay bar that Markiplier crated with the help of JackSepticEye.

Hey man, you wanna go to Fort Blamass?

by Kokovo May 16, 2016

sexy bamf

Means that your a sexy bad ass mother fucker

Gina - Damn that is one sexy bamf

Pam- What does that mean
Gina- Bad ass Mother Fucker

by JaeXSavage November 26, 2017

Logan bamford

Bandwagon

Eww, you like the Flyers?
Your a logan bamford

by Jimmykimmelfan69 June 23, 2019