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Badger Game 

A con trick, which begins with a jailbait.

For the purpose of this definition the jailbait is named Jane. This is a generic name for the purpose of this definition. No offence is intended towards any real life Janes who may be adult, consenting, law-abiding, honest, and clean living.

Jane is sunbathing alone on a beach, wearing only a skimpy bikini. Soon a single man called Mark, approaches and lies down next to her.

Jane smiles. Mark smiles back.

A conversation follows. First small talk about the sunny weather, but goes onto pop music, fashion, and skateboarding.

Who is grooming whom? We shall soon see!

They progresses to holding hands.

"It's too hot out", says Jane, "Lets go to my place!" - or maybe they go for a meal at McDonalds on the way. Mark pays of course.

At her place, it is empty. They go upstairs and begin to fumble.

Suddenly, the bedroom door opens, and Jane's mother comes in, slaps her in the face, and starts screaming at Jane. Mark's todger droops immediately, and any sexual feelings immediately evapourates.

The Jane's father comes in, a big hard man with tattoos all over him, sees Mark, and shakes him down for all he's worth.

"Now get out of there before I call the police!"

Mark beats a hasty retreat!

When Mark have disappeared down the road, the three laugh together and say, "$200! What a haul!"
Mark was a victim of the Badger Game.
Badger Game by Kerb November 30, 2004
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The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...
There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures
badger by pete_coe July 15, 2008

nazi badger 

an evil cold hearted pessimistic hypercritical nazi who is intrusive and has no respect for anyone. usually a librarian or teacher.
Goddamn!!! mr neally is such a nazi badger.
nazi badger by jaime'' January 5, 2009

Going full-on honey badger

To go nuts, or to become suddenly aggressive.
"We were having a nice conversation, and then he went full-on honey badger, cursing about my stance."

"They're lucky that going full-on honey badger isn't an option, because the police are watching."

snow badger 

A stealthy animal originaly found in the cairngorm mountains. A vicious little fucker that can rip a man's head off in two seconds flat.
see picture for a snow badger in a snow field
snow badger by Kate Jachacy September 25, 2005

Badger Spotting

The act of engaging in annonymous homosexual sex in a public park. This phrase comes from the University of Wisconsin Madison Badgers, where members of the schools Fraternities used to do this in order to hide their choice of lifestyle and yet give in to their urges.
Unknown to the other Frat brothers, Ryan often snuck out late at night for a little badger spotting in Camp Randal Memorial Park.
Badger Spotting by MiguelSanchez93 November 5, 2009

twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.
dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up