Autism faked on the internet for attention. Everyday behavior becomes a series of quirky symptoms. The goal is to feel special or escape responsibility. See also: neurodivergence.
by Urbanscholar834 August 3, 2023

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.
Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023

Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded
Doc: autism wautism
Doc: autism wautism
by freddyfatbear August 14, 2023

A person whose whole personality is pussy and being obsessed with fuckboy behavior. Such as only watching douchey podcasts (whatever podcast, fresh and fit). A true follwer of Andrew Tate and others like him. The first one to say "why women deserve less" or "these modern day women want a traditional man but aren't traditional women." , or other douchey sayings.
Jeff- " why does that guy make pussy and bashing women his whole personality?"
Robert- " That that dudes definitely on the fuckboy autism spectrum"
Robert- " That that dudes definitely on the fuckboy autism spectrum"
by SillyBilly180069 October 24, 2023

Autism Cereal is a roast made by Nicholas Mercado in the state of Oregon Referring to the person being roasted is autistic and thinks he is cereal
by TacoSquid8821 May 1, 2018

by Andrew Blake Winegarden January 14, 2019

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.
Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.
by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019
