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Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.
Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up
by Senorken May 3, 2022
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Ashkenazi boo

A super hot, fun person of Jewish lineage. A potential life partner, she's smart, hilarious, sexy, bitchy, and occasionally warm and sweet.
Like a unicorn, the Ashkenazi boo is elusive, but worth seeking and definitely worth keeping.
I'd been searching for my Ashkenazi boo since my bar mitzvah...and the suddenly she appeared.
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can't be asked

The assumed origin of 'can't be arsed'. 'Can't be asked' does make some more sense, and the americans can even say it without it sounding too bad.
Teacher: I'm giving you another assignment that's due next lesson

American exchange student: I can't be asked to do that bro

Student: Man said asked
by laputaktepario September 13, 2022
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emil askelin

an ugly little troll that lives on the street and poops on your head
i am glad i am not like an emil askelin
by i am gay¨ September 12, 2016
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Blow an assket

Blowing an assket refers to the action of shiting yourself when you are enraged
i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.
by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010
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when some dumb motherfucker tries to talk about something no one cares about or you could copy this and make it say despacito or something
now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊
by anonymous April 23, 2021
mugGet the now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊 mug.

The one who asked

He's constanting running, he omnipotent, faster than the constep of speed.
Person 1: Who the fuck asked, you bitch
The one who asked: i did
by The one who didn't ask December 15, 2022
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