Astro mode

high on the toilet

i'm on astro mode rn bru

by d4s4 February 8, 2023

Astrogirl

A girl who loves or practices astrology and/or astrological divination. She feels deeply connected to the cosmos and often has that 'cosmic feeling.' She yearns for a deeper spiritual connection with herself, others, and the Universe.

Finally, Mercury Retrograde is over! My friend Julie is an Astrogirl and helped cool the effects of Mercury in this Retrograde. She's going to teach me about Moon Cycles and Saturn's harsh effects next Tuesday!

by celestialsoul01 February 27, 2023

astrology

bullshit that some mf made up while high on more than one drug. for some reason worthless hoes decide to determine their life and personality based on some stupid 'zodiac' sign. btw this is important because for some reason they select men based on this. (natural selection?)

Girl: OMG, he's an aries
Boy: Stfu u astrology mf now you seem less and less attractive

by SalKhan March 23, 2023

Astro slop

Blowjob that’s out of this world

Last night, I got some Astro Slop, head was out of this world.

by Arlockin September 30, 2023

Astro-chan

Tentacle Queen, and God's gift to humanity. I love her with all of my heart, plus some. (Which would mean that I am in some kind of debt.)

See: Perfection, Pwnage, God, or something else along those lines.

I love Astro-chan. She is so cool. I'm not even anywhere near worthy of her presence.

Urbandictionary.com refuses to publish my awesome definition of Astro-chan.

by Tentacle Pimp December 1, 2004

åström

To be loud and obnoxious/offensive due to prolonged mental illness/exposure to controlled substances.
Very similar to Tourettes Syndrom but without the retained bladder control. Periodical drooling has been observed in some cases.

- Why is he swearing loudly while shitting himself?
- He's probably got bit by the Åström bug.
- That would explain why he's groping the lady next to him.

by Billy-Joe-Bob Hick April 25, 2005

astrofornication

The term Astro in this case means a star or stars. Fornication, of course, means to have sex with, or to fuck. An Astrofornicator is a Starfucker, in base terms. Incorperated, of course. Starfuckers, Inc.

Man, astrofornication sounds like something the chili peppers would come up with! I wouldn't mind flying out to the sun and commencing some lovin on it, personnally

by Stykz September 26, 2007