asspole

the stick you shove up the muppets butt to make it dance

Listen up, don't make me kick you in the asspole!

Dance muppet, shake that asspole!

Girl Muppet says to other girl muppet : "Damn...didja see the size of his asspole?"

by DaBomb.Com(the original) February 3, 2010

assplosion

The anal explosion that occurs after one eats mexican food, particularly, Taco Bell.

After that Taco Bell run, I almost didn't make it home before I had an assplosion.

I need to go home ASAP! I'm about to Assplode!

by boobular January 28, 2007

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

assplored

To have had butt sex.

Man, I asked Gina if she'd ever been assplored and she said "Hell yeah! Many times!" It was so hot!

by ashley n. July 31, 2006

Asspect Ratio

The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.

Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey August 25, 2013

vatican assplay

Your pope molests you

Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.

by Nickdemy98 August 6, 2015

Assplosion

An explosive bowel movement, typically one that requires a shower immediately after.

Man, that 7 layer taco dip was spicy last night, there must have been hot peppers in there. I just might have an assplosion right about now!!

by Jenzci July 20, 2011