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a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.
"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."
by Aug February 16, 2007
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assholic

Of, relating to, or being like an asshole. ie. cruel and unusual behavior, unsensitiveness, et cetera.
That was real assholic of you to humiliate that guy like that.
by candor March 13, 2003
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assholism

assholism is an 'ass-ish' characterized system
This place practices the assholism.
by The Improbable One November 13, 2014
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Assholes and Elbows

A phrase meaning hard work. Typically used by a supervisor to order their subordinates to work harder. Originated as a military slang.
"We're on a tight deadline here! All I want to see is assholes and elbows!"
by Drift_91 June 2, 2012
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assholistic

1. adjective describing someone who is acting like an asshole.
2. being an asshole
Boy: Why are you being such an assholistic bitch today?
Girl: Because you're always assholistic.
by yeahyouknowwww July 15, 2010
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Assholism

Mike Quarcini.
Mike has assholism
by Word on tge street December 25, 2017
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Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.
"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."
by Common Millenial May 31, 2018
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