eaten alive

When you get excessively bit by mosquitos. Anything upwards of 3-4 mosquito bites in one instance constitutes being eaten alive.

Wow I was seriously eaten alive last night. I have 6 bites just on one leg!

by d0nta5k December 29, 2021

Aliveass

Banana in Ethiopian

“Hey man, how do you say banana in Ethiopian? “

“Aliveass”

“Thats...not...”

“Shut up.”

by BroGhost October 1, 2019

asiemo

When asians try to be emo, but suck at it, rendering themselves somewhere inbetween as a hybrid of the two, not falling into either category.

Dat's a noob being all emo because some hot emo girls are playing around him.

by Washu January 21, 2005

the worst person alive

Me

Man! I am the worst person alive!! HaHa Kill me.

by Lameperson May 23, 2017

alive

Something that you are if you have never looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way

A guy walks into a bar and notices Chuck Norris than he was no longer alive!

by JaggedJohnny January 22, 2009

are they still alive?

Said after someone claims to like a band already past its prime.

The Monkees? Are they still alive?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

keep the spark alive

keep your sex life up

-You should keep the spark alive with your wife!

-To learn the secret of keeping the spark alive!

by skysc July 1, 2006