Clit Armstrong

(Noun) Insanely large clit

Upon going down on sweet Chastity I discovered a Clit Armstrong and congratulated her on her amazing clitoris muscle!

by Zomommey February 6, 2012

stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 6, 2003

Pulled an Armstrong

: To disrespect your fellow co-workers and ravage them with cursing and excessive aggression while blaming them for something they had no control over.

“Did you see how that guy handled the situation, he totally "Pulled an Armstrong" on those two guys it was almost like a roid rage.”

by Sheppppy October 17, 2008

Neil Armstrong

the act of a man marrying an ugly chick. ie. one small step for man, one giant step (bullet) for mankind

Taking a bullet for mankind by marrying an ugly chick. doing a Neil Armstrong

by Matt Wilmot March 27, 2007

Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon

A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.

Isn't that a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, oh it's high quality too.

by Katsura_san January 16, 2021

The Louie Armstrong

The act of extending the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis up over the head to one's lips followed by blowing a lungfull into the cavity between the foreskin and the penis, thus creating a natural balloon effect.

She doesn't like to suck my dick, but she'll give me The Louie Armstrong until the cows come home.

by MonkeyHustler December 28, 2007

lance armstrong

the american who rides bicycles better than the french.

Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.

by Nicolas Sarkozy September 30, 2007