ancientdoltal

From the words "ancient", as in old and "dolt", as in a someone who appears clueless.

A type of story, usually of a personal experience, that is told by an older person to a younger person. The younger person really doesn't want to hear it and believes the story teller is an idiot.

My friend's father is full of his never ending ancientdoltal stories, so I quit going over there.

by imotore March 25, 2010

ancienge

ancienge (ain-shiz): \n
a period of time relating to something one hasn't experienced in a really long time, and usually used when one is high and thinking about multiple words at one time, resulting in a condition we'd like to call 'accidentel unpurposeful unicpoenful confusion' ; a state of being illusioned by the complexity of one's verbal mind. ancienges.

sir #1: man we just smoked a lot of pot
sir #2: i am, really friggin high, let's just groove out to some music
sir #1: yez, do you want to listen to that pink floyd cd?
sir #2: oh man i havent heard that band in ancienges

by growing geese June 12, 2011

Ancient

The time of the dinosaurs

"That computer is ancient, bro!"

by Da_Man8291 May 7, 2016

ancient methology

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.

I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017

ancient alien guy

A meme which is used to describe something which is damn true. It's a picture of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos with his hands out in front of him and squinting.

Ancient alien guy: never meant what they said: girls.

by Daufq da Gamer April 27, 2017

ancient meme

Technically A Meme You have Seen Before. Doesn't Matter if it is A Minute or a Second Ago. It is ancient.

Maurys: Y'all still Talk?
Mush: Nah
Maurys: Why though?
Mush: Nigga Tagged me in an Ancient Meme.
Maurys: I get You.

by Maurys Gaucho April 19, 2018

ancient trackway

Prehistoric track or trail, existed in every inhabited part of the world in ancient times.

A lot of the ancient trackways were developed into roads.
Fortunately, ancient trackways can still be seen today.

by JokerMads January 14, 2018