Alpina

Unlike the BMW’s M Division, Alpina was an out-of-house tuner specifically for BMW models from the 1960’s until they were acquired by BMW in a 2022 deal which is to take effect in 2025.

Alpinas were only sold in outside of the United States market except for the 2000 BMW Z8 and then started selling the US market through BMW dealers starting around 2011.

Alpinas are designed to be the most luxurious and most powerful versions of the BMW model. Alpinas are also very rare with roughly only 2000 imported to the US market per model over a set of years. They are essentially an exotic BMW.

One example: 2016 Alpina B6. 600 hp 590 tq. 0-60 in 3.3 seconds. 1/4 mile in 11.6 seconds.

MSRP $135,000

Woah, Chad got an Alpina. I’ve never seen one in person.

by Quentin 1923 July 22, 2023

high altitude bombing

The act of standing on top of a bathroom stall and releasing the contents of your colon into the toilet below.

Bro 1- Dude I was high altitude bombing last night when the stall smashed and I fell into the toilet
Bro 2- Suh dude that's lit

by Trill 1ron June 1, 2016

Biblitute Alitugon

Yung jung jiglsnappa fucklu bibilu

Bro fr lookin like a biblitute alitugon.

by Shookie Shay May 24, 2023

Root Word Alliteration

The poetic style which repeats a slightly modified root word to emphasize that root word while creating a rhyme.

Examples of "root word alliteration" are, "love—that unexplainably still unexplained phenomenon which in this era of perfection still makes the world go round—appears to take on a life of its own to grow and is irrefutably known to quickly deactivate reason in order to satisfy one or both lover's needs." And "It's better to be safe than sorry," said a tax-collector to a tax-evader who worked as a stocks and bond trader and wrestled against alligators."

by but for October 25, 2017

Alpine

A class of raptors who are at the "bottom of the food chain". They tend to get several diseases such as fang cancer. The king of the Alpine raptors is Nic the Noob. Alpines feed off of krill.

You are such an alpine, go eat some krill!

by Woodland raptor January 13, 2011

Alvita

some cambodian chick that's short-weird-funny-cute-and says ayoi!!!!! everytime she feels pain n__n

Alvita Yun

by kNd00kN_is_a_PwN_Star!>.< April 30, 2010

Alvito

Dickhead. A man who will make as much money as he can to go and spend it all on a UEFA final game.

He is alvito of all jackasses

by spurtan August 10, 2009