algofak

An algorithm, replete with the biases and ignorance of the programmers or HAL 9000s who created them, that fucks up your access to everything you need to live a life. Often takes the form of poorly programmed bots rejecting or ignoring resumes. Swap in the term "home loan application" or "college application" for "resume," and you can see where this is going.

I think an algofak stopped me from getting that sweet job. Too many places are algofakking too many people, amirite?!

by zonglorious February 22, 2021

alfasexual

One who’s attracted to soggy carrots

Dude that soggy carrot is so hot I think I’m alfasexual

by Handing January 21, 2021

Alfahane

Alfahane is a common mocambiquan last name given to the tribe leader, or the tribe alpha. It originated in the early 1300s and means alpha make in modern english

A: Name please?
B: Aleksander alfahane

by Bengan94 June 6, 2021

aloha homos

A term used to greet fruity people in a more fruity way.

"ALOHA HOMOS! What are you up to"

by Kaiboi259 June 18, 2021

alohacollege

this place is a pleace where u spend over 8 hours a day in a small room listening to boring people talk about how they love education. Being here sucks the energy out of you

eeww im going to alohacollege today. im so tired

by justanaverageschoolkid November 16, 2021

Alfanla

Alfanla are usually Muslims. They have cute eyes easy for a girl to die for, they are caring, determined and they accept their mistakes. They have lovely friends, they can do anything to make their close ones happy and they protect them. If you have them in your life you have a lifetime gift.

1. Look for an alfanla in your life.

2. Have an alfanla and you have a gem.

by Anonymous 523 February 25, 2022

Alfalfa male

A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.

Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.

Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol

by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022