Afterbation Disgust

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.

i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust

by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .

Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "

by Not a chance man March 19, 2008

morning after thrill

the act of waking up and having sex with the girl you brought home and had casual sex with last night.

Brian: Yeah I woke and was still pretty hungover but, we both wanted to bang so i gave her a Morning After Thrill

James: Awesome!

by in case you didnt know33 May 1, 2010

afterfuck

The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.

Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!

by dirtynap January 11, 2008

Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.

Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009

Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows

The purest essence of Goth. Sopor Aeternus is the greatest work of art in existence, delving into the mystical heart of the transgendered being, Anna-Varney Cantodea.. It is a work of music and art that focuses on the pain of her life, and how it has brought about her ultimate understanding of the nature of reality.

Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows..Gothic metaphysics...

by 777Roghen777 September 24, 2007

After Jizz

The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.

by Craptastic3000 March 21, 2011