crushing the airport

while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop

“Dude I am so crushing the airport right now.”

by gibgub November 27, 2022

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The Jersey Airport

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.

She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.

by trentsteel December 6, 2017

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Airport Belly

"Airport Belly" - adj, the feeling of anticipation and nerves you get before boarding an airplane to going on holiday, similar nerves when starting a new job, or going for an interview.

Amy - im really nervous about starting my new job tomorrow!

Gordon - you got a bad case of Airport Belly!!

John - im going to have to have a couple of pints before we board the plane to on holiday!

Sarah - its all the excitement its giving you Airport Belly

by TheChipMeister September 22, 2025

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Airport

Juice WRLD’s Kryptonite.

Our flight leaves in an hour! Get in the car so we can head to the airport!

by Tarantino September 21, 2022

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airport sushi

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Airport sushi is an acquired taste.

by pornogil April 13, 2023

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Airport Complex

When you believe you are the hottest person in a setting where looks are unimportant.

When you look around the office and notice there are no hot people so you believe you are the hottest person at work is an example of airport complex.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX April 15, 2023

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