absinthe

Strong green liqueur containing wormwood. Bright green and causes hallucinations.

To consume absinthe, pour sugar on a spoon, set it alight and dip the caramelized sugar into the drink, adding an equal amount of water to extinguish the flame.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

abonese

Any person of asian decent who spends an extended ammount of time in the sun without sun protection. Thus developing a dark tan giving them the appearance of an aboriginal. reffer also to japoriginal

hear about heng si she went to bondi and came back to china looking abonese. what a silly bitch.

by congus January 6, 2008

abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

Absencorinthianosis

When you don’t receive your recommended daily dose of Corinthian’s voice.

May result in:
- Sadness
- Urges to hear Corinthian’s voice
- Sleep deprivation

- And even death

DOCTOR “M’am I’m sorry. Your son has a severe case of Absencorinthianosis... Amd after consulting with my fellow doctors we don’t think your son is going to make it. I’m sorry”

Mom “OMG NOT MY BABY!!!!!!! NOT ABSENCORINTHIANOSIS!!!!!”

by Official Doctor July 15, 2018

AbsoFab

(ab-so-fab)
adj.,n.,v.

1. a combination of the words: "Absolutely" and "Fabulous"

2. a queer who boasts about his gayness

3. a flawless movement

1) "Hey Wendy that buttocks of your's is quite AbsoFab. Would you like to bend over?"

2) "Shit cuz, imma fin to take this absofab nigga out straight up. fuck this liSp shit main."

3) "Fuck my shorts! Michael Jordan just absofabbed that dunk in the 1985 S.D.C!"

by ChuuCh November 5, 2005

absofanfuckingtasolutestic

A chopped-up rearrangement of "absolutely fucking fantastic"

That piece of pie was absofanfuckingtasolutestic! It's the best I've ever had!

by simplebeep December 22, 2009

under your absence

THE BEST band ever! and they're hot too!

"wow ... have you heard Under Your Absence's latest song?"
"Yeah ... they fricken rock!"

by prettypunkfan12 January 28, 2004