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Avocado

1. someone upon whom incredibly attractive physical characteristics have been bestowed

2. a very tasty mild "fruit" with a faint buttery texture. The word avocado originates from the Aztec word for testicle, in reference to the shape of the fruit.
person 1: mmm, mmm, MMM angela, did you see that avocado in bio today?

person 2: OH GOD!! He's so HOT!


I enjoy avocados.
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Avocado

A female you would be down to fuck. One which is worthy of being nutted into
Cesar: "Damn bro look at that avocado"
OwenFerguson:" you're right cesar that's an avocado. JD avocado or rotten avocado?"
JD:"Hell yes avocado"
Mark:"I heard There was an avocado."
Albert: "oh look Cesar's with the avocado wtf that was quick"
*Cesar scores the avocado and goes home to PIPE
by Sleekcharacter May 16, 2017
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avocado sandwich

Having felatio performed by two girls simultaneously. As in the two halves of the avocado surrounding the seed.
Janet and Marie gave me one hell of an avocado sandwich in the van!
by Tubarino January 2, 2009
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Reverse Avocado

Reverse Avocado is a type of sexual position where a pregnant woman lies face down and the penis enters from behind. The unborn baby usually grasps onto the penis for support during intercourse.
Put simply, it's not for the faint of heart - but then again, what is? With its unique and intimate appeal, Reverse Avocado offers something truly special.
by Proud and Nasty April 24, 2023
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Devil's Avocado

punching a woman in the vagina untill it turns green.
She loved it last night when I busted out the Devil's Avocado
by The big Doyle December 17, 2008
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avocado

1. Avocado

when we say something is avocado we regard it as being mediochre, average, lack luster or not of a high quality
"I went to taste of chaos last night, It was a bit avocado, I wish I had spent my money on guns and crack whores instead"
by Thomas Stiller October 15, 2006
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avocado hoez

Beya & leez.Best bitches out there, cause they ain't janky like some 14 year old whores.Typically wearing green, and appear to be under the influence of la cocaina.They know how to party.
Brian: iyyye them avocado hoez got it going on!
Jack: they pump it up more than the samuri
by THE BOYZ (we love avocadoez) February 5, 2005
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