Avocado Anus

When you dip your balls into her diarrhea filled butthole

I did avocado anus last night with beck, it was perfect.

by Lewdistmaximus March 8, 2019

Avocado

Someone who besties with someone but low key wants to be besties with someone else

#donthaveloyalfriends #hoesmad #iscoodocauseigotme #dropmahotpocket
#icanspellavocadocorrectly

Ugh HE is such an avocado that back stabbing little butt munch.

by Chris is that a weed420 June 24, 2019

avocado o'clock

The late time of night during which the word avocado is funny enough to elicit laughter

A: Wow, it's late. What time is it?
B: 4:30.
A: Is it avocado o'clock yet?
B: Avocado! HahaHAhaHAHah

by ch1r0nex December 28, 2010

Avoca

A place where good looking men are raised and woman go to for a good time. Legend has it the Avoca boys are that good looking that girls from other regions like terrigal flock and froth on the Avoca boys.

Girl- I need to find a good looking boy.
Girl 2 - omg let's just go to Avoca

by Sicko102 June 16, 2016

The Slippery Avocado®

The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018

avocado slut

An avocado slut is a female or male who has a lot of anal sex. The missing spot after the pit is taken out looks like a butthole, this is the purpose for calling someone an avocado slut.

"I hit that from behind last night"

"Bro she's such an avocado slut!!"

by Yoncéswag21 September 18, 2015

Avocado

1. someone upon whom incredibly attractive physical characteristics have been bestowed

2. a very tasty mild "fruit" with a faint buttery texture. The word avocado originates from the Aztec word for testicle, in reference to the shape of the fruit.

person 1: mmm, mmm, MMM angela, did you see that avocado in bio today?

person 2: OH GOD!! He's so HOT!


I enjoy avocados.

by my name is mimi, will you marry me? March 7, 2003