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Algebra II

all algebra 2 is is coincidental stuff...there is really no application for any of it...all it is is some guy with no life thought 'if i add this number,multiply it with this one, square it blah blah...HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS NUMBER I GOT!' lmao
dumb kid "what is Algebra II?"
math dude"X+326*8^2...=784181 YAY"
dumb kid "WTF DUDE?-U HAVE NO LIFE"
by PUMAKING June 26, 2009
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Algebra

1.Created by the Math Commitee of America to have something to teach to minors that will take 6 years to learn so that they stay in school and confuse the hell out of them.
2. Substitute tourture if waterboarding is not availiable.

3.Might have been suggested by Satan to fry the minds of tennagers and make High School math teachers feel good about themselves.
1.Teacher: Solve x +operf+4343+ ertsdf

Student: But thats impossible and unreasonable.

Teacher: DO NOT QUESTION THE MATH COMMITEE OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!

2.Solider: We have ways of making you talk!

Suspect: Ha, I will not succumb to water.

Solider: Alright then, bring in the Algebra textbook.

3.Commitee Leader: Alright fellow members, we need something that is completely useless and impossible to learn that will confuse people and take six years to teach.

Satan: I've got a plan.
by A$$ofPeru January 21, 2011
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Chris asks for directions(Family Guy)

Man gives directions:
"Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x"

*chris thumbsucks*

...isn't algebra useless?
by The Truths June 11, 2007
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Algebra

Buddy-"How was algebra".

You-"I need to go beat up a homeless farret for an hour".
by BankingDJ March 29, 2010
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algebra 2/trig

A class for the living who want to be dead. It is the spawn of Satan. From the day you walk in to the day you leave, you have no self-esteem. Think you have any idea what you do in math? Think you want to be a mathematician? You're wrong. The highest grade you will get will be less than or equal to 60. (Inequalities suck.)

By the time you get two questions into a test, you will stop thinking and choose the answer choice closest to the tear that falls off your cheek.
"Did you get to question 18 on the algebra 2/trig test?"

"Not before my eyes welled with tears."
by Elizabethhhh December 19, 2014
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algi

An interjection used to convey excitement in response to a situation.
by The Lowenator January 4, 2015
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algorithm hell

Algorithm hell refers to a behavior of the Youtube Algorithm to not push out a creators content as much as before. It is usually caused due to inactivity of the uploader and the algorithm assuming the channel is esentially dead even though the creator is still uploading
My friend took a two month break from youtube and now he’s in algorithm hell.
by curiousmind34 May 10, 2020
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