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akkinson

Absolute sexy man. Yo man. computer science no shower. Usually roomates with Japanese people. Awkward.
by Donkeyhole 69420 January 20, 2024
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adminstapation

Portmanteau of 'administration' and 'constipation.' Unnecessary and painful blockages in the passage of paperwork through the entrails of a bureaucracy.
I'm sick of the adminstapation that is resulting in my medical treatment being delayed by months!
by tg63 April 17, 2024
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Adminsplaining

Adminsplaining: Like mansplaining but where a colleague (coincidentally often a man, but yes, not *always* because yes, not all men (sigh)) explains a thing you can do with a particular work app, whether you needed to know it or not and almost always regardless of whether you already knew about it or not.
"Hey, colleague, did you know that if you hold down cntrl when you click a link it opens in a new tab? "

"Gee, Gerry, thanks for adminsplaining that to me."

Hey, colleague, if you wear your swipe card on a lanyard then it'll always be there when you need it to get into the building.

Hey, colleague, Emails come to you inbox. Did you know that? Here let me show you.
by Godster May 31, 2024
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Adminsplaining

Adminsplaining: Like mansplaining but where a colleague (coincidentally often a man, but yes, not *always* because yes, not all men (sigh)) explains a thing you can do with a particular work app, whether you needed to know it or not and almost always regardless of whether you already knew about it or not.
"Hey, colleague, did you know that if you hold down cntrl when you click a link it opens in a new tab? "

"Gee, Gerry, thanks for adminsplaining that to me."

Hey, colleague, if you wear your swipe card on a lanyard then it'll always be there when you need it to get into the building.

Hey, colleague, Emails come to you inbox. Did you know that? Here let me show you.
by Godster May 31, 2024
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The Atkins

1: to take a woman to a park bathroom and urinate on her. Does or does not have to include photo evidence.
2: to say your ready to leave work for the day and then remain at your desk and play with your sidekick, dicking over everyone else in the office.
3: to have sex with a porn star and her porn star husband.
1. The other day I was late getting back from lunch, because I stopped off for an Atkins.
2. We were all ready to go until Mel pulled The Atkins.
3. After the AVN awards, we went back to my hotel for a quick Atkins.
by Mitur Binisdirty September 5, 2008
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thomas atkinson

A right geeza who thinks he is cool and the best person ever. He shows off and has a thousand friends because he's so special and weird. Send him some help. Thanks
Person 1:Thomas Atkinson , my g!!
Person 2: you alright?!?!
by Me yeh January 26, 2018
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