A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019
a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics
by saltydawg12 May 27, 2011
fucker stop this acronyms thing (Something you can say to a person who is using a lot of acronyms/abbreviations (irony) )
by codezilla October 07, 2011
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by GG X Branch February 24, 2021
A homosexual act in which an individual has sexual relations with multiple other individuals within a short interval of time, with the ritual often being for the individual to exclaim "Stat that!" post-coitus with the final individual in the streak, and in future conversations regarding said streak.
by seyahsupreme January 15, 2022
the phrase said after a funny comment is made, referring to the fact that someone should put the said quote as their facebook status.
martha: i want my babies to look like him, only with better teeth
mary: hahaha stat that. martha you're retarded, babies dont even have teeth
mary: hahaha stat that. martha you're retarded, babies dont even have teeth
by ovenmitz July 13, 2010