A Thomas

a daft cunt that cant get more than three kills in apex and doesnt know how to use his ult for shit, unknowingly plays gibralter not knowing hes the shittiest moving hitbox in the game

man Alex is such a thomas he just got killed by a mozambique

by m0nagi March 8, 2019

A Thousand Suns

Linkin Park's 2010 CD "A Thousand Suns" is a 4.75" polycarbonate piece of dog crap, and the most repulsive product ever produced by modern man. Each of its fifteen tracks is an amalgam of incessant whining, superficial liberalism, non-melodic political banter, and completely uninspired electronic gibberish that defies the term 'music'. If by 2012 the band's six members are not tried in The Hague for crimes against humanity, vigilantes must take action before Linkin Park can be allowed to release yet another travesty of incomprehensible proportions upon the masses of unsuspecting humanity.

"A Thousand Suns" scores a 0 out of 100, all copies should be melted, and the six band members should be forced to drink the molten plastic

by DarkX444 June 9, 2011

A bump is worth a thousand words.

When a situationally ethical US President broke his promise to make a rogue country a “pariah” over its grim human rights record, by fist-bumping with its de facto ruler, who green-lighted the murder of a dissident journalist.

The choreography of President Biden's interactions with the Saudi crown prince, which exonerates a grisly murder with the victim being dismembered without the rogue mastermind being made accountable, shows that a bump is worth a thousand words.

by MathPlus July 16, 2022

Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

sword of a thousand noobs

the energy sword in halo 2 most think they are pretty skilled with it but in reality they are noobs

guy 1: i so rock at halo
guy 2: no you dont you are using the sword of a thousand noobs.

by Travel Sized Joe January 3, 2009

Gore-A-Thon

The ability to ejaculate in under 10 seconds while masturbating and drawing blood.

"Last night, I pulled a Gore-A-Thon in my bathroom."

by SnugZ October 13, 2008

cock-a-thon

To describe a huge problem or 'cock-up' of gargantuan proportions.

Sean - "fook me did ya see the game last night?"

J-Blo -"Aye - what a bloody cock-a-thon that was!"

by herbie-T September 27, 2007