Jessica

A stupid fat bitch who neglects her kids

Oh look Jessica being a dumb fat bitch like always

by Excusemewtf July 9, 2019

Jessica

A bitch that tells you what to do as you are currently doing it

This bitch is being a Jessica

by ass licker 679 May 31, 2016

Jessica

A mystical slut creature. If you treat her right she will give offering's from her sweet nectar temple. But you must tread carefully as to not drown in the deep wet river that divides it.

"Hey Jessica! Your a slut!"

Jessica: " Yes I am. I'm your SLUT"

by Just Rusty February 26, 2019

Jessica

A backstabbing hoe that will insult everyone around her. She will beat someone down until they have nothing left inside them and when you tell her how you feel she’ll apologize. she only cares when she hurts you. don’t trust a jessica

girl: Hi jessica!
Jessica: ew get away you hoe!
girl: *spills her feelings*
Jessica omg i’m so sorry!

by the.truthful.hoe November 10, 2019

Jessica

A dumb ass bitch who always wants to hit your juul. She’ll give you herpes. She’ll drain your pod in an instant. Never let her near your juul.

Jessica: Hey lemme hit your juul.

Everyone: No Jessica get your herpes ass outta here.

by getthefuckback March 19, 2019

Jessica

Mr. Wilson's favorite student

Jessica, did you sleep with your teacher?

by anonymous May 14, 2023

Jessica

Jessica is the girl of your dreams. Know those dreams that you can't tell the difference from reality? This girl is the definition of those dreams. There are days that you wake up and can't tell if shes real or not. this girl is everything you need! remember when noe made an arc with two of each animal to save the world? this girl is my arc. protect your jessica with everything.

"Yo dude, last night i met a Jessica!"
"GODDAMN! How lucky! Protect her with everything you got..."

by MIlhas_! November 30, 2020